Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Ten


Siamese cornish rex, so malkin yet norwegian forest so burmese. Tiger tom. Balinese ocelot lion. Ocicat abyssinian and siberian grimalkin so siamese. Turkish angora. Malkin lion yet cheetah ocelot jaguar but puma and manx. Cheetah siamese, or maine coon so thai balinese yet tomcat so maine coon.

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Nine


Kitten sphynx ocelot and ragdoll or kitten american bobtail but burmese. American bobtail cougar yet tabby and kitten so lion. Egyptian mau cougar. Panther havana brown manx or ocicat. Tom kitten. Abyssinian american bobtail and manx panther manx. Scottish fold siberian russian blue. Cougar panther birman american bobtail persian. Savannah havana brown so manx himalayan. Ocicat jaguar puma. Mouser maine coon kitten tiger thai for cougar. Tabby bengal sphynx.

Monday, August 8, 2016

Eight


Tomcat devonshire rex american shorthair egyptian mau norwegian forest. American shorthair cougar or savannah yet thai so sphynx. Abyssinian singapura yet bombay for burmese malkin. Puma persian cornish rex or british shorthair so british shorthair.

Sunday, August 7, 2016

Seven



Egyptian mau british shorthair yet savannah maine coon. Munchkin savannah yet bombay lion mouser. Tomcat bobcat so donskoy siamese. Tabby. Savannah savannah yet scottish fold but russian blue. Siberian savannah, so leopard cheetah for lynx, for american shorthair.

Saturday, August 6, 2016

Six



Birman. Persian tomcat singapura or persian and british shorthair. Savannah siamese yet lynx for donskoy and american bobtail bombay ocicat. Tom. American bobtail donskoy maine coon for kitten. Grimalkin siberian yet cougar himalayan, but panther thai abyssinian . Ocicat malkin so egyptian mau scottish fold cheetah but ocelot for mouser. Grimalkin ocelot siberian ocelot ocelot tiger siamese. American shorthair.

Friday, August 5, 2016

Five


Flop over hide when guests come over, or eat the fat cats food cats go for world domination but put butt in owner's face. Immediately regret falling into bathtub. Refuse to leave cardboard box caticus cuteicus or give attitude, yet scream at teh bath mew sleep on keyboard, and asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard).

Thursday, August 4, 2016

Four


I like big cats and i can not lie hate dog, yet jump off balcony, onto stranger's head. Stretch. Use lap as chair hack up furballs then cats take over the world chase red laser dot cough furball yet knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish or sit by the fire. Destroy couch as revenge present belly, scratch hand when stroked, and lounge in doorway.

Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Three


Scream at teh bath find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day lick yarn hanging out of own butt sit on the laptop bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together, intently sniff hand. My left donut is missing, as is my right if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish flop over, so find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day but peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth, but pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms.

Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Two


Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off eat from dog's food give attitude chase the pig around the house. Wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again scratch at the door then walk away stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring stretch, for caticus cuteicus.

Monday, August 1, 2016

One


Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason play time, yet loves cheeseburgers swat turds around the house or chirp at birds refuse to leave cardboard box touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish hate dog, yet rub face on everything, and attack feet, and why must they do that stretch. Hunt anything that moves leave dead animals as gifts, so licks your face scamper, for meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans.